Steven-isms

Randi is my eldest sister and married a man named Steven last June. Here are some wonderful Steven-isms!
Everyone needs a little Steven...here have some!

Steven: "You're shiny"

Randi: "Uh, that's not a compliment"

Steven: "No, like, your beauty. Your aura just falls off you"

While holding Randi's foot and trying to walk away, turning back with the look of a hurt toddler when he doesn't know you're playing tug-of-war:

"Let go. Mine."

Randi: "Why do you like me?"

Steven: "Because you're pretty, and you're nice to me, and you're going to have my babies, and you're going to hug my babies, and you're going to love my babies, and you're going to squeeze my babies, but just a little, not too much please."

Steven: "You're going to be 27? Really?!"

Randi: "Yeah, I'm kinda 26 right now."

Steven: "Yeah, but... 27 just sounds so much older than 27. That's sexy. I'm gonna have me a cougar soon!"

After sticking a $20 bill under Randi's leg while driving:

Steven: "That's for books. And then, other stuff if you want, but first for books. So don't go buying monkey sauce with it until you've bought books."

Randi: "What's monkey sauce?"

Steven: "I don't know, which is why I don't know why you'd want to buy it."

Steven-
Thank you for being apart if my life and LOVING Roo!!!!!

Kellee